The Portland Trailblazers are trying very hard to be the worst team in the league. The presence of the best rookie in the league (no, not Meyers Leonard you dope, it’s Lillard) makes this goal harder to accomplish, but they are still doing it thanks to the laughably bad troupe of scrub bench players which is forced to take the court game after game. Portland’s trailblazing bench is definitely blazing new trails…of pure suck.
Here we can see Lillard tie his season-high in assists (11) and just be clutch all-around. You know he’s good when he can somehow squeeze an assist out of the scone-bloated, tea-drenched cadaver known as Joel Freeland.