Shannon “Shan-Wow” Brown is known in NBA circles primarily for his ability to jump off the ground really high and put an orange ball into a ring. More observant NBA fans will notice that he is also very fond of throwing an orange ball from a great distance into the same ring. What I wonder…
Read MoreMonth: December 2012
Glen Davis 28 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2012)
Glen Davis scored 28 big points in a comeback win over the Timberwolves. But this was not his most impressive feat of the night, as he also polished off 28 pints of Bud at the “Chug-a-lug Extravaganza” beer-drinking contest at Pete’s bar after the game. Congratulations Glen! That’s a lot of booze!
Read MoreNick Young 30 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2012)
Nick Young @NickSwagyPYoung 16 Dec tryna get @spencerhawes00 2 do da cinammin chalinge wit me, i miss javale #cinamminchalinge Nick Young @NickSwagyPYoung 16 Dec more lakers fans then 6ers fans in this damn arena…smdh #yolo Nick Young @NickSwagyPYoung 16 Dec swagy just hit three triples in a row lol #tripleswag Nick Young @NickSwagyPYoung 16 Dec…
Read MoreJaVale McGee 19 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (12/16/2012)
JaVale McGee. Aside from having prodigious slamming ability, he is also possessor of the most photogenic parent in the history of the sport, Pam McGee. Every time her beautiful little baby JaVale whams viciously upon a foe, they show her in the crowd clapping and cheering. However, whenever JaVale missed badly on an out-of-control hook-shot,…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 5 by 5 (11 Pts,10 Asts,5 Rebs,5 Stls,5 Blks) Full Highlights (12/16/2012)
The 5 by 5. One of the most storied in-game statistical feats, only surpassed by the quadruple-double. Very few players have had such a great all-around game. Their names are etched upon the very stone of the NBA itself: Hakeem Olajuwon, David Robinson, Derrick Coleman, Vlade Divac, Jamaal Tinsley(!!!), Andrei Kirilenko, and Marcus Camby. Another…
Read MoreDarius Morris Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2012)
Darius Morris. The casual NBA fan may ask, “Who the heck is that?”. The answer: he is a sophomore point guard for the Los Angeles Lakers. Upon hearing that, a more seasoned NBA fan may ask, “Well is he better than Smush Parker?”. Which is a stupid question. Everybody is better than Smush Parker. Here’s…
Read MoreCartier Martin 18 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2012)
If you were a young NBA player who wanted to prove your efficacy in the league, which team would you want to go to? The Lakers? The Heat? The Knicks? No. None of those teams would give you any minutes. The real answer: the Wizards. There is no hope for them this season. John Wall’s…
Read MoreKyrie Irving Career High 41 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2012)
A regular reader of these descriptions might notice a prevailing theme toward negativity. Everything sucks from my point of view. Well there’s good news. Kyrie “The Masked Man” Irving does not suck! In fact he’s really good. But the Cavs are not. The Cavs, as I say, suck. So despite Irving’s incredible 41 point night…
Read MoreJared Dudley 22 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2012)
Imagine the searing hate that Jared Dudley holds for his teammates. While Dudley operates as an extremely efficient shooter with an unstoppable three-ball, the lumbering troglodytic schlubs who surround him fail to have any positive impact on the court. Super Cool Beas is more like Super Suck Beas, Gortat is a whiner, Dragic isn’t Steve…
Read MoreSpencer Hawes 18 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2012)
What did Kings fans have to say about Spencer “The Mullet” Hawes when he was drafted? “I admit to almost throwing something at my TV when the pick was announced…” “…………….this sucks………..we now have Osterfat #2 on our team….” ” If he’s even mildy good he’ll be an asset for us at the very least…
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