Austin Rivers is making me look like a fool. A damned fool. So he scores 15 points a few days ago, I make some highlights, and there in the title it says “Career High”. So what does Rivers do? He proves his haters wrong (somewhat), and scores 27 points, easily eclipsing his earlier best game,…
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Jodie Meeks 24 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2012)
Jodie Meeks is, in theory, a perfect fit for the Lakers. A shooting guard off the bench who can shoot lights out? Sign me up. Too bad the Lakers have Kobe. Think about how much better they’d be without him. Start Meeks, run the offense through Dwight, pass the ball, man if I were a…
Read MoreDevin Harris 20 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2012)
Our brave warrior approaches the gate. “I am the one they call Harris of Wisconsin, and I demand entrance to these sacred halls.” “Entry is allowed, but the inner sanctum that holds what you seek until one’s mettle is proven upon the field of battle.” “I am a great warrior renowned all across these lands…
Read MoreJarrett Jack 20 Points/Game-Winning Assist vs Heat Full Highlights (12/12/2012)
Before reading this description, make sure you are seated properly in your chair and not in the process of consuming any beverages. Ready? Here we go: The Warriors are currently 15-7. Raise your hand if you just felt a little heart attack. That was your body reacting violently and instinctively to the godless unnatural state…
Read MoreEd Davis 24 Points/12 Rebounds Full Highlights (12/12/2012)
I’d hate to be a Raptors fan right now. They suck. It’s weird too, because you look at their roster and you think “Yeah, they’ve got some nice players, maybe they can make the playoffs in the weak East this year”. But no. No playoffs, just another lottery pick that turns out crappy like the…
Read MoreJordan Crawford 26 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2012)
Jordan Crawford is one of the worst types of players you can have on your team: the guy whose points-per-game output is equivalent to their field-goal-attempts-per-game output. Taking into account three-pointers and free throws, you usually have to shoot below 40% to achieve this unwanted accolade. In this horrid, unwatchable 77-70 win for the Wiz,…
Read MoreCJ Miles 28 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2012)
CJ “The Green” Miles has been bad this year. Really bad. So, as the coach of the Cleveland Cavaliers, what do you do? Let him rot on the bench? No! You give him tons of minutes and see if he can chuck his way out of it. It kind of worked, too, as he scored…
Read MoreToney Douglas 17 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2012)
Toney “Baloney” Douglas is widely maligned as one of the worst players in the NBA. This is not entirely fair. He has one NBA-level skill (shooting threes), and an intelligent coach would not expect him to do anything other than that. Instead, he is forced to not play to his strengths when teams demand that…
Read MoreFrancisco Garcia 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/10/2012)
The Kings suck again. They are a textbook example of when tanking goes wrong. They’ve had several years in a row of high picks, but they are somehow even worse than before. But it’s not Francisco “San” Garcia’s fault. So let’s forget about how the Kings got totally owned by the Mavericks, and instead focus…
Read MoreTony Parker Triple-Double 27 Points/12 Assists/12 Rebounds Full Highlights (12/10/2012)
Besotted with fine Merlot and weighed down with the crunchiest of baguettes Tony Parker overcomes adversity to record his first career triple-double against the Harden-less Rockets. Despite the blurry vision that is a by-product of overimbibing he found his teammates for 12 easy buckets while also scoring 27 points and grabbing 12 rebounds. The Rockets’…
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