Samuel Dalembert 12 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/29/2013)

Samuel “Fatty D” Dalembert is pretty worthless these days. He is a horrible help defender and he thinks he’s KG or something with all the jumpers he takes. But he does still have some useful traits, like being freakishly tall and still being ambulant. And he can dunk. That’s pretty cool. In conclusion: Samuel Dalembert…

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Brandon Jennings 30 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2013)

Brandon “Baddy Chuck” Jennings will never be an All-Star. All-Stars don’t shoot 40% from the field unless they’re named Allen Iverson. Too bad, because the All-Star game’s “run and chuck” mode of play is perfectly suited to what Jennings likes to do on the court, which is run around really fast and chuck bad shots….

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Klay Thompson Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2013)

Klay Thompson is an integral part of a major discussion in today’s NBA. Race. More specifically, is Klay Thompson a white dude or a black dude. Or something else? I don’t know, man. He LOOKS white. Really white. He even has a Jew-looking nose. But his dad Mychal Thompson was definitely a black dude. So…

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Andre Drummond 18 Points/18 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/29/2013)

Andre Drummond is the perfect case study for why NBA scouting is crap. Except for a rare sure-fire prospect like LeBron or Anthony Davis it’s pretty much a crapshoot as to your draft pick being good. Players who are bad get picked comparatively high (Austin Rivers). Players who are amazing get picked comparatively low (Andre…

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