Jamal Crawford holds the dubious distinction of being the biggest chucker in the NBA. There’s a lot of chuckers out there, but Jamal outchucks them all. He also has sick handles. Those are helpful when your one goal on the court is to shoot. For many years now teams have been forced to keep him…
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Thomas Robinson 12 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2013)
I feel bad for Kings fans. Their team really sucks, is littered with busts and me-first chuckers, and now they have to watch it get taken away from them. Actually I don’t. Now they can be fans of a good team like the Warriors. They’re lucky; I wish someone would take the Bucks away. Thomas…
Read MoreHakim Warrick 16 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2013)
Hakim Warrick’s claim to fame is that he once teabagged another basketball player in college. No, it was not part of some bizarre hazing ritual. Warrick actually rubbed his private parts all over Royal Ivey while jamming on him. Since that glorious moment, which most commentators agree is the most vicious dunk-teabagging of all time,…
Read MoreDion Waiters Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2013)
What are you doing reading this description? Dion Waiters just scored 33 points. Watch it! I have nothing to offer on the topic. Fine. Here’s a little something. Dion Waiters was a reach as the 4th overall but he has shown nice scoring ability although he needs to stop fading away on every jumper he…
Read MoreJan Vesely 10 Points/4 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/14/2013)
So last time I made Jan Vesely highlights, I made the mistake of insulting his appearance. I said he had a messed up face. I should have been more clear. It may be weird looking by American standards, but in actuality it is nicely proportioned and eye-pleasing compared to the face of your standard Czech…
Read MoreHarrison Barnes 21 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2012)
If you know me, then you know I like to accuse people of being busts. Pretty much everybody is a bust in my eyes. But Warriors fans will be glad to note that I do not think Harrison Barnes is a bust. A bust would never shoot five-of-six from the triple zone. Here’s my list…
Read MoreStephen Curry 29 Points/1 Dunk/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2013)
It’s unbelievable how well Stephen Curry is shooting the ball from three. Just frickin’ unbelievable. Over 45%. On high volume. Someone just give this man the MVP, no one is better than him this year. Not only is he the best shooter in the game, he also has refined point guard skills and here’s the…
Read MoreJohn Henson 19 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2013)
John “Concentration Camp” Henson offers a glimpse into the life of a power forward with no power. I don’t know if there is a skinnier big man in the league. So what does he do? He uses a bunch of funky-looking hooks and floaters to score. Some say that he needs to bulk up a…
Read MoreShawn Marion 20 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2012)
Is Shawn Marion the craftiest shooter in the league? That’s a stupid question. Of course he is. For a guy whose jumper is shot from in front of his face, he sure manages to score a lot of points. ~~~~flashback to middle school~~~~ “Coach! Travis keeps blocking my shots! Make him stop!” “Now Shawn, if…
Read MoreIsaiah Thomas Career High 34 Points (Six Threes) Full Highlights (1/12/2012)
Isaiah Thomas probably can’t even dunk, but does he let that get him down? No. Well, yes. His Youtube search history is littered with stuff like “Air Alert Full Free Version” and “Type short guy dunks in youtube search bar”. But don’t worry yourself little Isaiah, you can still put up 34 points on the…
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