10 Threes. Holy Balls. That’s a lot, especially for a not great player like Mario Chalmers. Here’s a comprehensive list of people who have made that many: Kobe Bryant, Donyell Marshall, Dennis Scott, JR Smith, Ty Lawson, Ray Allen, Joe Dumars, George McCloud, Peja Stojakovic, and Brian Shaw. Aside from possibly Shaw, Chalmers is the…
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David West Triple Double (14 Pts, 12 Rbs, 10 Asts) Full Highlights (1/12/2013)
The Triple-Double is an alluring temptress. Andray Blatche can attest to that. There are many tales of stat-padding to acquire one. Even Michael Jordan was guilty of such acts. So all the more reason to respect David West. West racked up his 10th and final assist on a nice outlet to Lance Stephenson for a…
Read MoreJames White 11 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2013)
Think about this for a second: there is man on this Earth, who, unaided, can jump from 15 feet to deposit a ball into a cylinder 10 feet in the air. But that’s not the least of it. Get this: while he’s in the air, he takes the ball, and moves it from one hand…
Read MorePablo Prigioni 12 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/11/2013)
Pablo Prigioni is old. But despite his advanced age, he is still a rookie. He does not get to avoid all the rookie hazing. There’s nothing more humiliating than being forced to drink from a beer bong full of vomit by people who are 10 years your junior. Nothing. Trust me on this one. Anyway,…
Read MoreLuol Deng 33 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2013)
Luol “Based” Deng is probably getting tired of playing 40 minutes per night. Being ridden harder than 2005-era Kobe has got to have some negative effects on one’s performance. It’s really obvious when Deng staggers over to the bench in the middle of a play and passes out into the tray of Gatorade cups. But…
Read MoreRandy Foye 25 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2013)
Randy Foye is an okay player. Not really a standout in anything other than three-point shooting. Except for the fact that he has an extremely punchable face. Not quite the most punchable, but if he puts a little work in he can move up on the list. That list being: 1. Danilo Gallinari 2. Matt…
Read MorePaul Millsap 19 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2012)
Paul Millsap is a great player, but he doesn’t garner much league-wide attention thanks to his below-the-rim, savvy game. Only true connoisseurs of traditional big-man play can appreciate the poetic nuances which pervade every move he makes on the court. His feline grace and poise w-DAMN, DID HE JUST DUNK THAT THING? YES HE DID!…
Read MoreAndre Miller 18 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2013)
In the eyes of the basketball public, Andre Miller is a pretty good player, with a nice, consistent career. “But”, they claim, “he is definitely not a hall of famer”. The hall of fame probability thing on basketball-reference bears this out: he has a 1.4% chance of getting in. What a load of horsecrap. Seemingly…
Read MoreRoger Mason Jr. 17 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2013)
Roger Mason Jr. seems like a pretty good player, if you watch these highlights. There’s only one problem: he can’t keep his feet from stepping on the three point line while shooting. We could be talking about the next Steve Novak here but instead we’re sitting here talking about some meatball who likes to shoot…
Read MoreChandler Parsons 20 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2013)
Chandler “Cheesy P” Parsons is perhaps most famous for using JaVale McGee’s head as toilet paper during a putback jam. But as soon as you watch this highlight package, you will forget all about Cheesy P’s butt-wiping, instead focusing on his sick off-the-glass jump shot versus the Lakers. I would pay money to have Parsons…
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