Official Nastiest Beards In The NBA Power Rankings:
1. John Salmons
2. Drew Gooden
3. Chris Kaman
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500. James Harden
I mean seriously. Come on John, that thing looks horrible. It’s a scraggly mass of pubic hair jutting out of your chin. The reason nobody defends your three pointers is that nobody wants to accidentally touch your beard and contract a horrible disease. And if you’re going to wear chin hair like that, at least go all-out and develop the “semi-transparent pubic hair mustache” for maximum repulsiveness. Can you say layup drill?