Rodney Stuckey is not an April Fool’s Day fan. A chronological list of all the biggest fools perpetrated upon him: Age 5: Cereal bowl glued to table Age 6: Told by his parents that he is adopted Age 8: His crush Cindy asks to talk with him behind the school’s tool shed, then hands him…
Read MoreMonth: March 2013
Jeff Green 27 Points Full Highlights (3/31/2013)
Jeff Green has been playing a lot better since Rajon Rondo got injured. Just sayin’.
Read MoreBradley Beal 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/31/2013)
“Hey Brad!” “Yeah?” “Great game, tonight. You shot the hell out of the ball!” “Hey, thanks a bunch, Cartier.” “You got the attention of the people in the stands tonight, that’s for sure. You even, uh, got the attention of someone special tonight, did you notice?” “Oh, you mean Denise? No I didn’t notice. I’m…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 27 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/30/2013)
Brook Lopez is the best center in the league right now. Ignore the fact that he doesn’t play defense or rebound. It’s not called defenseball or reboundball. It’s called basketball because the point of the game is to put the ball in the basket. Scoring is the most important and only facet of the game…
Read MoreMeyers Leonard Career High 22 Points/1 Three Pointer Full Highlights (3/30/2013)
Meyers Leonard is the only good bench player on the Trailblazers. But with Aldridge out, he gets to start, leaving the Blazers with exactly one bench player that you would want to play, that being Eric Maynor. Apparently they should start Leonard more often, as he picked up his first career dub-dub while also scoring…
Read MoreNate Robinson 25 Points/7 Threes/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/30/2013)
Basketball is too height-based, with tall scrubs getting a pass because of their “physical tools” while short scrubs wash out of the league. So I’m going to form a basketball league where the maximum height is 6’2”. That way Nate Robinson could play his natural position (shooting guard) without being at a half-foot height disadvantage,…
Read MoreRandy Foye 26 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/30/2013)
Who do you think Randy Foye’s best bro is on the Jazz? Al Jefferson – He’s a black hole on offense, and also a black hole in terms of emotional investment. Enes Kanter – So good looking that every time you go out clubbing with him you look like a deformed maniac in comparison and…
Read MoreMichael Kidd-Gilchrist 21 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2013)
If Michael Kidd-Gilchrist wants to be an impact player in this league, he has to fix his totally borked jumper. That’s just the plain truth. You’re not frickin’ Shawn Marion man, just shoot the ball normally like everyone else. That hitch is disgusting. And that little jump on his free throws? UGH. I utilized my…
Read MoreDirk Nowitzki 35 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (3/30/2013)
Deep amongst the stacks of the NBA archives, a bearded Germanic giant, brow furrowed in concentration, was hunched beside piles of exceedingly old, musty documents. The knowledge he sought was near; he could sense it, but not with any of the traditional senses. As if a divine presence controlled his hands, he carefully paged through…
Read MoreMo Williams 28 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2013)
I have compiled a list of the worst all-stars in the last decade. Given the content of this video, it should be no surprise who appears at the top of the list. 1. Jamaal Magloire 2. Brad Miller 3. Mo Williams 4. Antoine Walker 5. Chris Kaman 6. Roy Hibbert 7. Devin Harris 8. Josh…
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