Alec Burks 19 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2013)

The Jazz backcourt was really bad last night. Foye and Watson combined for 0 points on 10 shots. Gordon Hayward was 3 of 16. But Alec Burks was actually good! He really should be starting. Or at least getting more minutes. No one wants to see ancient veterans struggle while prime young talent sits on…

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J.J. Redick 17 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2013)

Hey J.J. I know you’re reading this man. I need you to Fedex me a whole box of bratwurst (Klement’s please, none of this Johnsonville crap, I have standards). Nestled among the wieners should be a vial containing a few of your hairs. I intend to conduct an experiment on the genetics of jump-shooting, but…

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Meyers Leonard Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2013)

I have a favorable impression of Meyers Leonard. I don’t know why. I watch a lot of Portland games, but it never seems that he plays very much? Maybe it’s because he’s white. Yeah, that’s it. I must be a racist or something. Anyway, given my high opinion of him, it surprised me that 15…

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Luke Walton 2 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2013)

In a previous description I wrote these words: “Luke Walton is the worst player currently in the league, and any team with him on it is damned. Damned I tell you.” I guess I have to revise that statement. Because would the worst player in the league be only 8 points and 10 rebounds shy…

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