So when did Marc Gasol become a better player than his brother Pau? It was probably around the time when D’Antoni tried to turn Pau into a three-point specialist and Dwight Howard started stealing all his rebounds while Marc turned into a master of turnaround J’s. Marc also has complete use of both of his feet, something which Pau currently does not have. But Pau is a lock for the Hall of Fame, and Marc is not, which is totally not fair. I bet they fight a lot.
“Hey Marc, how does it feel to score 20 points per game over the course of the season? Haha oh yeah, that’s right, you’ve never done that, that was me actually.”
“Very funny Pau. How does it feel to have all the tendons in your feet attached to each other? Wait, I forgot, the tendons in your foot are flopping around like loose pieces of string cheese. Enjoy being a cripple, you cripple. I’ll tell mom to change your diapers extra often.”
“Count the rings bitch.”