Greg Monroe and Andre Drummond. Just think about that for a second. One player is already a top five center in the league, with a sweet touch around the rim. The other has a ceiling located in the stratosphere, and is already an excellent defender. If you are not jealous of the Pistons right now, there is something wrong with you.
Actually, since that team also contains such losers as Jason Maxiell, Charlie Villanueva (who went 2-of-17 this game), and Corey Maggette, there is no reason to be jealous. The Pitstains are a ruined, decrepit franchise. Keep Knight, Monroe, and Drummond, and trade everybody else for picks. That’ll be a $35,000 consulting fee, Mr. Dumars.