Mike Dunleavy 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/23/2013)

One of my earliest videos on this channel is of Mike Dunleavy scoring 29 points or something against the Cavs. And I haven’t done another one since. He’s had some decent performances, but who even cares about Mike Dunleavy anyway? People only remember him for being a half-bust as the 3rd pick and that one…

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Ersan Ilyasova 21 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2013)

Ersan “The Uzbek Heat-check” Ilyasova can be described in one word: pale. I’m fairly sure he’s a member of some kind of subterranean, central-asian vampire race, because there’s no logical reason as to why he refuses to step in the sunlight. Why he wears those sunglasses all the time is a mystery, because it’s not…

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Anthony Randolph 14 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2013)

Anthony Randolph is walking proof that you can utterly dominate the Summer League and still not be any good in the NBA. He hops from team to team, and every time that team’s fans delude themselves into thing that they will be the ones to bring the potential out of him. I’ll be honest, if…

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Harrison Barnes 24 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (4/23/2013)

If you’re Mark Jackson, and your starting power forward (David Lee) goes down with a gruesome and unwatchable injury, who do you pick to start at the PF spot? Remember, this is a graded quiz, so you guys had better try on this one. Parent-teacher conferences are coming up and I don’t want to have…

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JR Smith 19 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2013)

“JR, man, why do you have to smoke it in that ugly thing? You look like an idiot.” “Hey, Cope, don’t talk about this pipe like that. This is a hand-me-down from my ancestors. It’s been in the Smith family for generations. And besides, I think it makes me look pretty damn classy. And everyone…

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