Official Basketball Films Power Rankings:
1. Space Jam – This is an obvious one. EVERYBODY GET UP ITS TIME TO SLAM NOW WE GOT A REAL JAM GOING DOWN WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM.
2. Semi-pro – Surprisingly good considering it had Will Farrell in it.
3. White Men Can’t Jump – That chick was sexy. And good at Jeopardy. A killer combo.
4. Hoosiers – This wasn’t even good but it comes in 4th because basketball movies tend to suck.
5. Air Bud – Dogs can’t play basketball, are you freaking kidding me?
6. Baseketball – If you showed this to Shane Battier he’d be like “I want my turd sandwich back”.
7. Like Mike – Every little boy’s ridiculous NBA fantasy in moving picture format.
8. He Got Game – Did anyone even watch this besides the one-on-one scene?
9. Thunderstruck – Has this even come out yet? Or was it straight to DVD? Durant needed to wait a few more years before doing something like this.
10. That one where a dude plays in the WNBA even though he’s not a chick and his name is Juwanna Mann or whatever. Jesus Christ. The film equivalent of Cory Higgins.
I know I missed some, but I’m not really in a rush to see more sports films. Why not just watch actual sports? Way more exciting. Anyway, please enjoy these highlights of Ray Allen scoring a bunch of meaningless points in the 4th quarter.