Let’s play “guess who made the stupid tweet”! On today’s episode, you must figure out which NBA player tweeted the following inanity:
“Somebody tell serg Abaka. He aint bout dis life. Next time he run up on me im goin in his mouth. That’s a promise. He doin 2 much.”
Why would you ever make threats to the Serge Protector? Has anybody been paying attention to the size of his muscles? He is honestly the most yoked specimen in all of professional sports. I keep a poster of him on my wall for inspiration and motivation. He honestly looks even better shirtless than he does with a jersey on. But I digress.
Have you guessed yet? I’ll give you another clue: this player also made the tweet “Goggle me slime. Im in da streets.” In addition, he is one of the worst players to ever score 20 PPG in a season, but he is not Mike James.
It’s Stephen Jackson! The moron who has a death wish! Tune in next week for more NBA players making themselves look like fools on the internet!