Why are short players always the biggest chuckers? Nate Robinson: chucker. Isaiah Thomas: chucker. Will Bynum: chucker. JJ Barea: Mexican chucker. It’s like, if you’re six feet or under, your only role in the NBA is to be an incredibly undersized shooting guard. Why is that?
I’m not a psychologist, but I’d say these guys are compensating for their manlet status by trying to prove to everybody that they can score with the best of them. But no amount of jumpers over taller defenders or swift drives to the hoop can nullify the one glaring problem in their games: being tiny little pathetic representations of the male gender.
Don’t they know that you have to be at least 6-foot-2 before girls will even give you the time of day? If you’re 5’10”, forget about it; you will never get laid and will forever be regarded as a sideshow freak, a subhuman creature whose only purpose in life is to make tall people feel good about themselves. If you are afflicted with “short man syndrome”, you probably should just crawl into bed and stay there until you die. That goes for Will Bynum too. What woman would want Will when she could have Jonas Jerebko or Andre Drummond? Such a woman does not exist.