I gotta give props to the National Security Administration. Ever since they started keeping logs of everything every one of us does on the internet, my job has gotten a lot easier. I just asked them for logs on a certain Mr. Thaddeus Young, and they gave them to me no questions asked. This is…
Read MoreDay: December 28, 2013
Mike Scott 18 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2013)
“Adam, you know I respect you, but could you possibly walk any louder? We’re supposed to be sneaking.” Adam Silver turned red at the admonishment of his boss, but the pitch blackness afforded him cover. “Sorry, sir,” he whispered demurely, pushing his glasses up his nose. “Do you know which room is his?” David Stern…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 17 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2013)
I once knew a Bosnian dude, in my earlier days. We called him “The Gorilla” because of his preponderance of body hair. And then we made fun of him for shaving. Funny how that works out, huh? This doesn’t have anything to do with Mirza Teletovic and his 17 points; I just wanted to share…
Read MoreMiles Plumlee Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2013)
“He’s straight gangstering” The most ridiculous line ever uttered in the entire course of human history. Eddie Johnson, you should be ashamed of yourself. And it’s not like this was the first time he said it. In fact you could almost consider it one of his catchphrases. There is a reason I don’t listen to…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 23 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/28/2013)
Terrence Ross had a whole quarter with which to acquire the three point shooting record of twelve in a game. He only had to make five more. A mere five. Child’s play. But he couldn’t do it. Even worse, it seemed like he didn’t try. Terrence Ross, a quitter. Who would have guessed. Rudy would’ve…
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