DeAndre Jordan 14 Points/5 Dunks/8 Blocks Full Highlights (1/6/2014)

The spaceship coasted silently in a particularly empty region of the Virgo cluster, fresh off an excursion to Thaul-Ratos. “Those Ratosians sure don’t appreciate our efforts”, Porgon 18-F remarked as she tended the ionization wounds to her 4th and 5th ancillary appendages. Pilot Kronbub 32-C expressed his unconcern with a dismissal flap of his cranial…

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Maurice Harkless 22 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2014)

While the rest of his teammates whooped it up on the dance floor, Moe sat at a table by himself, scowling into his bottle of beer. Noticing his teammates sour mood, Tobias Harris approached him and sat down. “Hey Moe, why so down? There’s enough girls here to lighten the heaviest of hearts.” “I’ve been…

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Thaddeus Young 20 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2014)

Eastern Conference Player of the Week. Thaddeus Young is merely the latest in a long line of great players who have won this prestigious award. Let’s just take a look at what other superstars Thaddeus Young is now in company with. Paul George. LeBron James. Carmelo Anthony. Hmmm. Some pretty good players. Wait a minute……

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Mirza Teletovic 16 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (1/6/2014)

I’ve run out of things to say about Mirza Teletovic. So I’ll let these highlights speak for themselves. If you listen closely you can hear snippets such as “Jason Kidd is a horrible coach” and “Mirza Teletovic is one clutch mofo”. But play these highlights backwards and you may find the secret message! If you…

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