Khris dreamt. In this dream, he was being carried by a friendly giant, carried to a beautiful land far away from the cold failures of Milwaukee. The giant looked down at him and smiled; at that moment, Khris felt a surge of happiness swell in his heart, the kind of perfect emotion that only could…
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Danny Granger 16 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2014)
Lance Stephenson walked silently through the cemetery, lost in his thoughts. He came here often to clear his head; the people here would not bother him for autographs or favors. Sometimes, when he breathed deep, he imagined that the air entering his lungs contained the accumulated wisdom of all those who had chosen this spot…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 23 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2014)
Cast your mind back to the ancient past. A time of humanity in ignorance, a time of unsophistication. We had not yet freed our true potential in many areas of endeavor. The 2005 NBA draft. This draft was notable for producing one of the best point guards of all time, Chris Paul. Surely a player…
Read MoreKevin Seraphin 19 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2014)
Watch these highlights. Pretty impressive, yeah? Kevin Seraphin sure shot the heck out of the ball. Some nice offensive moves. But something seems to be missing. What could it be? Of course! There are no passing highlights! You know why that is? Because Kevin Seraphin doesn’t pass the ball. He is a black hole on…
Read MoreBrandon Knight 25 Points/7 Assists/1 Game Winner Full Highlights (2/3/2014)
That was a ballsy shot. Game tied at 98. Brandon Knight walks it up the floor. Why hurry? Pachulia wants to set a screen up top. Knight waves him off. Why? Because he’s got one of the worst and laziest defenders in the league in Raymond Felton on him. Brandon waits until there are only…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 15 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2014)
It was a perfect story: Giannis’ family fresh off the plane from Greece watching their son play for the first time, and watching him dominate the lackluster Knicks D for a rare Bucks win. Giannis himself has elevated himself from Athenian poverty to become a rising NBA star. It almost makes you want to cry….
Read MoreAnthony Morrow 20 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2014)
Anthony “A-Mo” Morrow is a beast and all, but there’s one thing about him that pisses me off: I want to use the phrase “on the morrow” as part of a funny description, but I can’t figure out how to make it work. Should it take place in medieval Britain? Or here in the US?…
Read MoreKenneth Faried Career High 28 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (2/3/2014)
Kenneth Faried is one of those players who probably gets overrated by advanced stats. Don’t get me wrong. I love all that stuff. Give me a big helping of TS% with a side of winshares, please. But they oftentimes don’t reflect the actual value of a player. Mainly bigs who don’t do anything but dunk…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 20 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/3/2014)
Hey, the Nets have actually been doing pretty good lately! All the hype from the beginning of the season is finally being justified. Kind of. But Mirza Teletovic, since that 34 point explosion, has been in a bit of a shooting slump, hitting 3 of 16 threes in his last 4 games. But everyone knows…
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