Greivis “Gravy” Vasquez is the second coming of our lord and savior Jose Calderon. He’s a guy that can score and rack up dimes, but his lack of defensive ability stops him from helping his team as much as you think he should. He even has the shoddy-looking “Calderon Beard”. The only real difference between the two is that Calderon looks anorexic, while Gravy looks like he made one too many trips to the buffet.
They’re also both from Mexico.
Lineage aside, 26 points is one shy of a career high for Gravy. If only every game could have Kyle Lowry fouling out and three overtimes.