What if I told you that there was an NBA player who scored eighteen points in a quarter despite having an odd-looking jumpshot? Would you believe me? I wouldn’t believe me if I was told that.
Do not doubt anymore, peons! Avery Bradley is that player, and what we have is visual evidence of his eighteen-point quarter. This is not a devious trick! This is not a cruel deception! It really happened!
The Celtics still lost by almost twenty, but think how much they would have lost by if Avery only scored eight or ten points. It would have been an embarrassment of the greatest magnitude. So, thank you, Avery, for turning an absolute blowout loss into a lesser blowout loss.