Luke “Babbers” Babbitt might have the ugliest haircut in the NBA. Actually, it’s a tie between him and Andrei Kirilenko; both have the “hair helmet” thing going, and both of them look stupid. News flash: it’s not the 60’s anymore, half the Beatles are dead, and mod fashion is no longer what’s “in”. Now, if…
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Shelvin Mack 18 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (3/21/2014)
Shelvin “Mackaroni and Cheese” Mack almost defies description. I’m struggling to come up with a good analogy for his play style. The closest I’ve got is comparing him to his namesake pasta dish, macaroni and cheese. Shelvin’s scoring ability is the noodles, the main attraction. Without the scoring-noodles, nobody would even want to eat this…
Read MoreGreivis Vasquez 21 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2014)
Let us have a moment of silence for John Salmons, may god help his soul. Yes, the Raptors’ loss to the Thunder last night was not a fun occurrence for our Canadian friends. Several Raptors had good individual performances, but does it really matter when Kevin Durant takes you behind the Air Canada Centre and…
Read MoreAvery Bradley Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2014)
What if I told you that there was an NBA player who scored eighteen points in a quarter despite having an odd-looking jumpshot? Would you believe me? I wouldn’t believe me if I was told that. Do not doubt anymore, peons! Avery Bradley is that player, and what we have is visual evidence of his…
Read MoreJorge Gutierrez 10 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2014)
With Gustavo Ayon out for the rest of forever due to drinking the water in Mexico, Mexican NBA fans need a new object to direct their nationalistic fervor upon. Is that object Jorge Gutierrez? Yes. There’s no other choice. Mexican nationalistic fervor is renowned for being very intense. If it is not released onto Mexican…
Read MoreAmar’e Stoudemire 22 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/21/2014)
That fat lady is still up there, singing her heart out. Amar’e Stoudemire still has something to offer a team. Is that team the Knicks? Probably. His unique skillset of not playing defense and getting hot once every other game is well suited to the Knicks. If he got traded to, say, a contender, they…
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