Lying in wait on the moon’s surface, I am perfectly positioned to intercept prayers sent from earth to God up in the sky. The internet connection really sucks, and it’s a hassle to be artificially hibernated during the brutally warm periods of lunar day, but the benefits of my position vastly outweigh the negatives. And,…
Read MoreDay: March 2, 2014
Kyle Korver 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/2/2014)
Kyle Korver’s streak of 127 straight games with a made three is pretty great. That’s a lot of hot tamales. But is it the kind of record that anyone will care about once it’s over? No one cared about Dana Barros’ record until it was close to being broken. And when I look back on…
Read MoreDavid West 25 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2014)
David West is the third best player on a contender, yet there is almost no hype around him. Is it because he’s kinda old? Or has an unathletic, below-the-rim game? Maybe his stupid beard is to blame? Whatever the cause, I’ve been trying my hardest to get more people to pay attention to this all-star…
Read MoreThaddeus Young 29 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2014)
As one of three NBA-caliber players on the Sixers, Thaddeus “The Mad Thadder” Young is essentially given free reign to do whatever he wants on the court. And boy howdy, does he do it all. Three pointers, midrange, advancing the ball, ISOs, rack attacks, I wouldn’t be surprised in the least if he took thirty…
Read MoreGerald Green 33 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2014)
There are lots of things that could be considered culminations of human achievement. Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel paintings. The Pyramids of Giza. Beethoven’s 9th. Sun Tzu’s Art of War. The Burj Khalifa. The moon landing. Some of these are individual accomplishments, some are group efforts displaying humanity’s limitless potential for cooperation. These and many others are…
Read MoreTobias Harris Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2014)
This was it. This was the last real chance for the 76ers to win a game this year. They have now lost 14 in a row. There are a few games against bad teams still remaining on their schedule, but they don’t get to play the Magic or the Bucks again, the only two teams…
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