You are now aware that the Magic commentator sounds like he’s saying Vuce-Bitch every time he says Nikola Vucevic’s last name. You will not be able to unhear this. Enjoy watching him for the rest of your life thinking about what a bitch he is. For opposing centers to handle, maybe.
This is his 6th 20 point/20 rebound game. He had five of them last year. FIVE! Holy Elijah’s elephants! He’s definitely not wasteful of his opportunities for the coveted 20-20; every game he’s had over 20 rebounds he’s also scored 20 points. Call it stat-padding if you want, I’ll call it dominating.
He has things working in his favor. He’s the only competent center on his team and the best rebounder by far so he gets tons of them by default. And the Magic scorekeepers might be a little loose with handing out the offensive rebounds. He was credited with 3 rebounds on his first basket alone. For some of these “rebounds” you practically need to have 20-20 vision to see them! HAHAHA!
I’ll show myself out.