I asked 100 Americans on the street: “Has DeMarcus Cousins finally put it all together?” The responses:
Yes: 0%
No: 0%
Maybe: 0%
Put on some clothes you freak: 90%
[Pepper spray to interviewer’s face]: 8%
[Running away while yelling]: 2%
You guys wouldn’t believe where I am right now. I hope I get along with my new cellmate “King Bubba”.