There must be some reason why Rudy Gobert didn’t get any minutes this season. I have several theories, listed in order of likelihood:
-He looks like an alien from outer space who will zap you with his ray gun
-He is French
-He was assumed to be a mime incapable of speech (see: French)
-He is not skilled enough to see large amounts of court time until he develops
-He is a three-foot-tall midget who wears stilts
I really hope Rudy doesn’t read this. I don’t want to get vaporized by a ray gun.