“Patty Melt” Mills’ Finals success is one of the great feel-good stories of this year’s season. After years of derision and humiliation, Patty has proved that Austrians can, in fact, do some things right. This is the first step in improving the perception of Austrians in the American public’s collective psyche. The fat little dude…
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James Jones 11 Points/2 Minutes Full Highlights (6/12/2014)
The Heat’s season has been reduced to the Finals commentators arguing on whether or not uneaten donuts from dinner constitute “leftovers” or “dessert”. Meanwhile, in the background and totally ignored, James Jones lights up the court for the two minutes of playing time he gets, splashing three triples. I almost expected Justin Hamilton to appear…
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