With a new NBA season comes my obligation to update my various player power rankings. The “maniacal-est chucker” and “stumpiest legs” lists alike need to be amended. First one on the docket: “most punchable face”. Luckily plastic surgery is not common among NBA players, so the bulk of the work went into assigning rookies their correct positions, considering the dimensions, plumpness and ugliness of their faces. Without further delay, I present:
OFFICIAL MOST PUNCHABLE FACES IN THE NBA POWER RANKINGS (2014 EDITION)
1. Doug McDermott
2. Doug McDermott
3. Doug McDermott
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450. Doug McDermott