Here’s the scoop: Nobody, I repeat, NOBODY, cares about PJ Tucker. Nobody except him, his mom, and his agent. I could make Tucker videos every day and his view counts combined would be smaller than one Giannis video. There’s just nothing exciting about a small forward who looks like a football player and plays like…
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Norris Cole 12 Points/3 Assists Pelicans Debut Full Highlights (2/21/2015)
“Dear diary, Great news today! The Heat traded me. I know! Riley said he was sorry to see me go, but I could tell he wasn’t sincere. Nobody liked me in Miami. Well, I didn’t like any of them either. I can’t believe that bitch Shabazz Napier took my backup PG spot. He sucks. The…
Read MoreArchie Goodwin 12 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2015)
Archie “Archgoat” Goodwin is in line to get some more playing time now that minutes-hoggers Goran Dragbitch and Tiny Thomas have been shipped to other teams. This is good news for his development as a player, but perhaps not as good news for the Suns’ playoff aspirations, such as they were. But we all knew…
Read MoreAustin Rivers Career High 28 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/21/2015)
“Daddy, what’s the D-League?” Doc Rivers looked up from his newspaper. His son had hardly touched his cereal, aimlessly stirring it around with his spoon. “The D-League?” “Yeah. Some kids on the bus yesterday were making fun of me. They were saying ‘Austin is going to be such a bust! He’s going to get way…
Read MoreJames Johnson Career High 27 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/21/2015)
It’s kind of cute how the Raptors’ commentators get when they’re losing. Always talking about how “you’ve got to move on to the next game” and “can’t worry aboot this one, this happens in the NBA” while hardly bothering to remark on the game still in progress. This sort of thing goes for a lot…
Read MoreCorey Brewer 26 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2015)
Corey Brewer has found a spastic home in Houston, where his non-jumper and hounding defense fit right in with Patrick Beverley. Those first few games with the Rockets where he hit some threes are now revealed to be the illusion we all suspected they were; Corey now binges (then purges) on transition opportunities and stuff…
Read MoreMichael Kidd-Gilchrist 20 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2015)
Do you yearn for days of yore? Simpler times, where the dewy grass soothed your feet under the early morning sun? Times when men were men, women were women, and DownToBuck called everyone who even slightly missed expectations a huge bust? You’re in luck! Because Michael Kidd-Gilchrist is a straight up busteroni pizza with extra…
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