Langston “Gallstone” Galloway is pretty much the only reason I would ever tune in to a Knicks game these days. Him and that strung-out Russian guy. Watching these guys score buckets in the face of considerable adversity (no coach to speak of, no surrounding talent to take the pressure off, Spike Lee yelling obscenities) is kind of like watching a guy with no arms trying to climb out of a pit filled with spikes.
Actually, the “armless guy struggling to climb out of huge pit” is an apt metaphor for the whole Knicks organization and their attempts to become a relevant basketball team.