Elfrid Payton Triple Double 15 Pts/12 Asts/10 Rebs Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

I would’ve taken the shot too. Just grabbed the last rebound for my triple double, dribbling up the court, the chance to take the go-ahead shot with 30 seconds left after trailing the whole game? I ain’t passing. That ball is going up, and it’s going in the hole. It’s what every kid dreams about….

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 19 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

Fame is fleeting. Just as Giannis Antetokounmpo started putting up some monster scoring nights, the eye of the basketball public had already redirected its gaze to a new intriguing foreigner with insane physical gifts, Rudy Gobert. People still like Giannis and everything, but Rudy is the hotter topic right now. It doesn’t help that the…

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Maurice Harkless 18 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

After being freed from King Vaughn’s dungeon, Moe Harkless has emerged from his comatose state to actually do okay in the past few games. By “do okay”, I of course mean “get minutes”. Moe’s been a bit garbagey since the coaching change, but that can be explained by his ass cheeks getting chemically fused to…

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Harrison Barnes 25 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

Does anybody else get really mad when fans start getting excited in the arena? I don’t know, it just annoys me for some reason, since my way of watching basketball is to stare, mouth agape, at the screen, with no emotion or feeling. When the commentators start getting louder and louder, and the crowd all…

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Enes Kanter 22 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

Enes Kanter listened to the voicemail message again. “Hiiii! You’ve reached Jesseca’s voicemail, which means I can’t take your call right now! Leave a message and I’ll get back to you!” Of course, Enes didn’t leave a message. He couldn’t. Jesseca had surely viewed their budding relationship just as any cheerleader would view a relationship…

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Hedo Turkoglu 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

I thought Hedo Turkoglu was done for sure. Like, doner than Kobe Bryant. That’s how done I thought he was. You can go back to two seasons ago he still looked like he was all out of gas, and even large amounts of bull shark testosterone injected directly into his nads couldn’t give him the…

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Kevin Martin 37 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

Does YouTube not realize how time-sensitive these NBA highlight vids are? I can’t wait around for hours waiting for these things to “process”, a term I take to mean “endure the hell of YouTube’s byzantine application architecture”. God damn it. Every minute these things aren’t up means tons of disappointed people not able to watch…

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Nikola Mirotic 25 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

It took a whole bunch of injuries to almost all of the Chicago Bulls’ roster, but Nikola Mirotic is finally getting decent playing time. What took so long? Tom Thibodeau might be a good coach, but his minute allotment is just crazy, and when he gets fired it will be understandable. Niko has taken it…

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Marcus Smart 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

How am I supposed to write a description when Hawks-Warriors is going on RIGHT NOW? Dammit. Fine. Marcus Smart is a basketball player. A good one. Despite his volcanic complexion, he has shown himself to be capable of taking shots with the basketball, as well as passing the basketball so that others may attempt shots….

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