C.J. “Cold Justice” Miles has been pretty streaky this year. Unfortunately for Pacers fans, his streaks tend more towards “total bricklayer from behind the arc” than “steel-hearted three point murderer”. Is it unreasonable to say that if Miles had played up to the expectations set by the rest of his body of work (at least…
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Udonis Haslem 18 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2015)
Udonis Haslem’s role on the Heat has been steadily lessening in the past few years. He’s only under contract for one more year. Will that be it for the Heat’s all-time leading rebounder? Probably. He’s old. When all is said and done, Haslem’s career-long tenure on the Heat will be remembered with a mix of…
Read MoreJames Ennis 16 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2015)
Do you care about old man Dwyane Wade pretending it’s 2005 again and scoring forty points? Too bad. I do not care about such a performance, impressive as it may be, and will not make a video immortalizing it. Instead, I am excited for James Ennis tying his season high with sixteen points. If you…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 18 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2015)
“Wow! Eighteen points for T.J. Warren!” you exclaim as you scroll through your subscription feed. “Wait a minute. I watched the highlights for his seventeen-point game, and it was just a bunch of lame layups. If I watch this, it will just be more of the same.” You look at the other videos in line…
Read MoreMarkel Brown 17 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/29/2015)
The referees in the NBA must have no control over the game. Markel Brown dunked all over the Lakers, and he didn’t even get ejected for it! These supposed pro-quality refs should take a few points from their NCAA equivalents. If a player dunks it too hard, without the proper respect for the game, that…
Read MoreOtto Porter 15 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2015)
Have you ever wondered which Washington Wizards players correspond to which Rocket Power characters? No? Well, I’ve planted the idea in your head now so you will definitely find the following list illuminating. Otto Porter = Otto Rocket Drew Gooden = Twister Kevin Seraphin = Reggie Rocket Marcin Gortat = Squid Randy Wittman = Raymundo…
Read MoreAdreian Payne 14 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2015)
Here’s something that really sucks if you’re a highlight maker like me: when a player (Adreian Payne) has a really sick dunk, but there isn’t a dead-ball situation (prime replay showing time, for those not in the know) before a different player (Andrew Wiggins) has another replay-worthy play. Then the replay finally comes and guess…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2015)
Good work, Lakers’ front office! Grabbing a player as productive as Jordan Clarkson out of the second round will only hasten your rebuild. When Kevin Love comes to town after this year is over, he will certainly enjoy playing with Clarkson. Russell Westbrook will as well, the year after that. Imagine if you didn’t have…
Read MoreFurkan Aldemir 11 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2015)
I have not detected much excitement around the league for Furkan “Motherfurker” Aldemir. Come on people. He’s foreign! There’s supposed to be a never-silent contingent of Turkish fans hyping him at every turn. Maybe hype is reserved for players who are either good right now or could be good in the future. Furkan, well, just…
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