Do you care about old man Dwyane Wade pretending it’s 2005 again and scoring forty points? Too bad. I do not care about such a performance, impressive as it may be, and will not make a video immortalizing it. Instead, I am excited for James Ennis tying his season high with sixteen points.
If you were an enlightened fan like myself you would dismiss highlights of Wade’s game as pablum for the masses. A true intellectual would not be drawn in by that pap, and would instead find a more sophisticated type of joy by watching a rookie play with poise and skill that betrays his true age. If you disagree, you are a commoner and a pleb.