To start off this description, I’m going to outlay a series of facts that cannot be disputed or disagreed with:
-K.J. McDaniels is a good dunker
-K.J. McDaniels dunked quite often while on the 76ers
-Pizza is the second most versatile food in the world, after sandwiches and ahead of salads
-After being traded to Houston, K.J. McDaniels did not get any minutes, and therefore, his dunk production dwindled to nearly nil
-This video would be considerably more insane if K.J. McDaniels had been allowed to dunk while playing for Houston
We’re all in agreement with those statements, correct? There’s nothing ambiguous about them. It’s just the plain truth in UTF-8 encoding and transported straight to your brain via HTTP. At this point, everybody is on the same page.
Now, I’m going to provide my hot opinions on the subject:
-K.J. McDaniels’ only above-average NBA skills are dunking and defense
-K.J. McDaniels is not good enough on offense to get regular rotation minutes on a contending team like the Rockets
-Disgusting hipsters are trying to promote crepes and hot dogs as versatile foods in their own right, but they’re wrong
-Nevertheless, it benefited K.J. McDaniels’ career in the long run to be around a winning team and practice with them, even if he appeared in very few games
-K.J. McDaniels’ mom is rightfully proud of her son, but she should refrain from complaining about his minutes, as she is unable to eliminate her biases regarding his strengths and weaknesses on the court
-It might be a while before K.J. McDaniels is a truly effective NBA player
-This video is still pretty insane even though K.J. McDaniels went two months without dunking
This is where you might start to disagree with me. That’s fine. Conflict in the form of debate is one of the highest forms of public discourse. Unfortunately, in this case, your disagreement is misplaced, since the second list of points I made above is just as truthful as the first.
If you feel the urge to leave an angry comment, let the four minutes of major jammage soothe you. After the four minutes has elapsed, revisit your anger to find that it has morphed into contentment and maybe even happiness! Such is the forbidden magic of a dunkilation.