At the end of the regular season I had a special message for Terry Stotts RE: C.J. Mccollum: “If C.J. doesn’t get thirty minutes per game in the playoffs, you’re fired.” I also had another warning for the coach of the Blazers: “[Your] ass is grass if C.J. doesn’t average eighteen PPG in the playoffs….
Read MoreDay: April 25, 2015
Eric Gordon 29 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2015)
I kept telling people all season that the Pelicans were an under-the-radar candidate for the Western Conference Finals. There was a small glimmer of hope that they would fulfill the prophecy I had assigned to them, but, sadly, it was not to be. So now I kind of look like an idiot just because I…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/25/2015)
“What are we goings to do?” Victor Claver yelled as he ran. “Shut up and keep running!” shouted Nic Batum as he ran alongside his teammate. Why had he been so stupid as to microwave a basketball? Such a juvenile stunt could never have a positive outcome, and now, here they were, being chased by…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2015)
No one likes DeMarre Carroll. He’s the best defender for one of the best teams in the league, he has rad hair, and he can shoot threes. I was under the impression that “3 and D” guys were the guys most beloved by fans. So what’s the deal? Do you like DeMarre Carroll or not?…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 19 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2015)
Atlanta Hawks: EXPOSED?????? Let’s take a look at the facts: the Atlanta Hawks won a bunch of games in spite of their all-permeating mediocrity, thanks to the help of the referees and Adam Silver. Meanwhile, the Brooklyn Nets, due to a combination of external factors, have failed to live up to their bountiful potential. The…
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