What I want is for Draymond Green to get paid a max contract by the Pistons in the offseason. That’s what I want. Why do I want that? Because we will get to see how Draymond fits into a system where Stephen Curry and Klay Thompson AKA “The Splash Bros” get replaced by Brandon Jennings and Kentavious Caldwell-Pope AKA “The Chuck Bros”. If Draymond rises above that adversity, good for him. But if it turns out that his utility as a player is directly predicated on playing with elite shooters, then his contract will look really stupid and I will gloat relentlessly as he averages 10/8/4 on poor percentages. After a year or two of struggling, he will give up trying to carry the defense, and then he will be the most overpaid player in the league. We will remember how he won a ring with the Warriors and then turned out to be a system baby.
Why do I wish these things upon Draymond? Because he’s tubby and he runs his mouth too much. NBA players shouldn’t be allowed to talk. Them talking only makes the game less enjoyable for the common fan. It should be an automatic ejection if you open your mouth to do anything than breathe or drink Gatorade.