There are a lot of great storylines going on right now with the Magic:
-How Skiles reacts to being burdened with Tobias Harris again
-Can Dewayne hit more than 20 shots over the whole season?
-Mario Hezonja
-How bald does Jason Smith look by the end of the season?
-Do they resign Ben Gordon?
-Putting all their young talent together, playoffs maybe?
-Elfrid Payton’s hair
Those first few are all compelling in their own way. But the last one, man, that’s like the numero uno through numero doscientos cincuenta y tres reasons to tune into Orlando games right now. It’s like an umbrella of hair now, if it gets much longer he won’t be able to find teammates anymore because they’ll be obscured by a mass of furry black tentacles.