Everyone is always ragging on the Brooklyn Nets, and it’s pissing me off. “Ha ha they don’t have any picks until 2020!” “Joe Johnson is the second highest-paid player in the league and he sucks let me revel in the misfortune of others!” “I am a heartless hell-demon!” “When will they win their first game, before or after Valentine’s Day am I right ha ha please kill me I have no soul!”
Jokes on them now. With this first victory, the Brooklyn Nets are officially not the worst team in the league anymore. And there’s a lot to be excited for for the future. They have a lot of good elements to their team:
-Brook Lopez is pretty good
-So is Bojan Bogdanovic
-Brooklyn is a cultured place to be
-Russia
-Arena looks like a turd, which is arty
-Don’t have to worry about scouting the draft the next few years, so that energy can be reinvested somewhere else
I mean, looking at that list, that’s pretty good stuff. Yes sir, the Brooklyn Nets are on the up and up.