New candidate for worst nickname of the year: “Jah-man”.
Actually, it’s still “The Bus Driver”, but when you’ve already got two of the horriblest monikers in the league attached to you before you’ve even played a month in the NBA, you know your commentary team sucks. Marc Zukoff must have been so dumbfounded by Alaa Abdelnaby’s horrid creation that he could only manage one that was barely superior.
It’s time for the Internet to flex its collective muscle and come up with a new, wholly improved nickname for this beast-in-the-making. And when I say the Internet, I really mean myself, and when I say nickname, I mean “Cokafor”. Get it? Because he looks coked out all the time?
I thought it was funny.