When people talk about ugly jerseys, the new Hawks jerseys are often brought into the conversation. I politely yet firmly disagree with those people, but that’s not what we’re talking about here. In the Hawks-Nets game last night, the Hawks jerseys were not even the ugliest on the court.
Put another way, the grey and blue Nets alternates are the worst jerseys ever devised by man. Wait, hold on. I should amend that statement, because I refuse to believe that any member of the human race could conceive of a jersey so ugly. Only a demon could have designed these stupid, ugly things.
The whole Nets squad look like they just walked out of prison. Grey and blue were en vogue in 80’s era industrial construction and that’s about it. Go take a visit to your favorite 80’s-vintage business park and you’ll see a ton of it. It’s like a bunch of elephants got lost in the ribbon section of Hobby Lobby.
I would go so far as to say that Brook Lopez’ ugly jersey actually ruined this video. Yep. That’s right. This video is RUINED.