Timberwolves fans haven’t gotten to see much of Damjan Rudez yet this season. Is he Mexican? Spanish like Ricky? They don’t know, how could they? Damjan has had his butt gorilla-glued to the bench.
Now they know: he is white! That doesn’t really rule out him being Spanish, but at the same time it opens up a whole bunch of other possibilities. Maybe he’s French! I get to know the forbidden knowledge of his ethnicity because of his time in Indiana (I’m not telling), but these Minnesotans, man, they have no idea. He could be anything. Let’s go with “human” on this one. Makes things easier for everybody.
So, this human just scored 13 points, almost tripling his output up until this point. You’d better be hyped.