Slumps are something that happens to NBA players from time to time. Every team in the league can point to a dude on their roster and say “Sucking Leaves Us Mostly Pissed”, which of course is what S.L.U.M.P. stands for. These occurrences of substandard shooting percentages are often balanced out by corresponding streaks of hot shooting.
Sucks for the Pacers, then, that Paul George and C.J. Miles are slumping at the same time. George is getting more attention for his dip in production since he has shown himself to be really good in the past, while Miles is bricking in obscurity.
No longer! I determined yesterday that I was going to make C.J. Miles highlights tonight no matter what he did on the court. My hope was that he would go 1 for 12, and I could make fun of him and show the entire internet that he is a sucky suck person. I guess he chose a good game to make some shots for once, huh?