Chronological list of times where Avery Bradley looked up to the heavens and said “Thanks, Lord”:
November 26, 1990: Born
August 13, 1996: Was treated to a huge banana split by his uncle Lenny.
January 1, 2000: The TV didn’t instantly shut off the second the new millennium began.
September 11, 2001: Wasn’t in the World Trade Center, even though he really had no reason to be, but still, you know.
November 26, 2006: Passed driver’s test even though he, in his own words, “can’t parallel park for balls”.
May 15, 2008: Was asked by Julie if his friend Demetrius had a date to the dance, lied that Demetrius already did, then claimed that he was still looking for a date, to which Julie replied that she would enjoy going with him to the dance.
May 21, 2008: Was regretting not hooking up with Julie after the dance, but then his wise friend Alonzo informed him that Julie had herpes.
June 25, 2010: Drafted by the Celtics one selection before the cursed Spurs franchise was set to pick.
February 7, 2016: Banked in a three against the Sacramento Kings.