It’s official: Evan Fournier’s hairline is officially forsaking him. Officially.
I suspected something was up when he doing that mini-ponytail thing last year. This year, he’s given up on that ugly thing, but he is doing a similar thing by slicking his hair from front to back, creating a type of combover that disguises somewhat the thinning that is going down on top of his dome.
It’s okay Evan. Lots of good players lose their hair early. It’s one of the downsides of being a testosterone-fueled rage monster NBA player. Everyone talks about LeBron in this regard, but have you guys seen Durant? He has like 2 more years of hair up there, tops.
More good news for Evan: as long as he is teammates with the horrifically balding Jason Smith, no one will notice his early-stage hair loss.