Jeff Teague is one of those players I ignore for no reason. However, a few things have conspired against me on this day to cause me to stop ignoring him, at least temporarily:
-Nobody else has made Jeff Teague highlights
-There were only four games last night and the highlight pickings are slim
-He had 24 points, which is actually way better than he’s been doing this year
-He only had five assists so I didn’t have to show the assists which is good because assists are a big thorn in my ass
-I feel a little guilty about ignoring him all these years, but only a little
-Ever since Marquis Teague fell out of the league this is the only way I’m going to get to make Teague highlights
-Maybe now I can use my “Rocket Teague” nickname for him