When you click on a Doug McDermott highlight video, what kind of made shots do you expect? Don’t say dunks. Saying wrong stuff on purpose isn’t funny. You are not funny.
I’ll tell you what you expect: three pointers. That is what Dougie McBuckets does. That’s the whole reason he’s in the league in the first place. He is not in the league for any other reason.
I’ll tell you watch you actually receive in this video: layups. Frickin’ LAYUPS. Anyone can make layups. I can make layups, my mom can make layups, and her mom can make layups from beyond the grave. It’s not an uncommon skill. Unless it’s Alec Burks highlights, a video consisting mainly of layups is sure to be disappointing.
How was I supposed to know, going into this endeavor, that this vid would suck? I knew from the boxscore that he only made two triples, but I figured the rest would be foot-on-the-line twos and maybe a dunk. I have been made to look like a fool.