What a game for Cristiano Felicio! I’ve been waiting since the season started to highlight him, but I’ve had to wait for him to pass Cameron “I’m the worst player in the NBA” Bairstow on the Bulls’ depth chart. And now he has! 14 minutes for Christ Fellatio, and none for Mr. Worst Player.
Every great player has to start somewhere, and for Cristiano, that somewhere is right here. Take a look at this statline: 8 points, 3 rebounds, 3 assists, and 1 block. That’s legit, considering that his cumulative career statline prior to this outburst featured only 4 points. The only downside is that with a mere 3 assists in 14 minutes, he actually hurts his current 8.2 assists per 36 average. Ah well. Can’t have it all, unless you’re Monta Ellis.