We can all agree that there are certain players who we only watch for certain reasons. DeAndre Jordan for alley-oops. Kobe Bryant for turnaround jumpers. Pau Gasol for complaining to the refs and making funny faces. Blake Griffin for punching equipment staff. If those players aren’t doing those things, then it’s not even any fun…
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E’Twaun Moore Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2016)
When a player ties his career-high, is is appropriate to put the words “career high” in the title of a video depicting the feat? That is the question I am currently struggling with. I mean, it’s not a career high for E’Twaun because it’s not a higher point total than every other game in his…
Read MoreReggie Jackson 34 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2016)
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Read MoreShelvin Mack 16 Points/6 Assists Jazz Debut Full Highlights (2/21/2016)
With the addition of Shelvin “The Macksturbator” Mack, the dire point guard situation in Utah-land becomes slightly less dire. But not much. Let’s do a quick rundown: -Shelvin Mack: Unlikely to give you sixteen and six every game, but never underestimate the impact of reuniting with a former college teammate. Expect upwards of one Mack-Hayward…
Read MoreBobby Portis 17 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (2/21/2016)
Nick… what? Knee-cola? Who are you talking about? Speak clearly. Me-row-titch? Am I supposed to know who you are talking about? You’re not making any sense. You say he’s an NBA player for the Bulls? Preposterous. I know NBA players. The syllables you are uttering do not arrange themselves into the name of an NBA…
Read MoreJulius Randle 22 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2016)
Why am I not hyped for Julius Randle? I don’t understand. I watch him play, I know what kind of player he is, and I know that I get hyped for players of similar youngness/quality, yet I feel nothing. NOTHING. Forces outside of his control might have something to do with this. Maybe my distaste…
Read MoreC.J. McCollum 31 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2016)
DTB’s Fun* Fact of the Day*: A team featuring C.J. McCollum, Damian Lillard, and a whole bunch of role-players of questionable utility is currently a playoff team in the Western Conference. *DTB’s Fun Fact of the Day not guaranteed to be fun or daily, but is guaranteed to be factual.
Read MoreLance Stephenson 16 Points Grizzlies Debut Full Highlights (2/21/2016)
With some recent trades, the Grizzlies have become a notably violent team. Let’s take look at a quick rundown of their transgressions, presented in alphabetical order for clarity. Jordan Adams: Punched a dude in the face Tony Allen: Punched O.J. Mayo while on an airplane Chris Andersen: Punched a bird to gain its power Matt…
Read MoreAlex Len Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2016)
The Suns’ season has been a disappointing one. There are some things that have gone right, sure, but there is a much longer list of things that have gone wrong. However, they seem to have found the solution to all their problems: Kris Humphries! With Kris in the fold, yeah, the Suns have lost both…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2016)
We should all be excited that Jahlil Okafor got a new career high in points tonight with 31. An incredible offensive display by one of the league’s premiere young talents, showing that all the vet-savvy in the world can’t save you if you can’t move your feet. Yes, I’m talking about you, ZaZa. I’m calling…
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