Marcin Gortat was an old rookie, so it might catch you off guard that he is now 32 years old. His time as a useful player will soon come to an end. Before we know it, the Polish Hammer will no longer be forcing his large and meaty Polish sausage down the throats of defenders….
Read MoreDay: February 23, 2016
Jared Dudley 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/23/2016)
“Dear DTB, You have now posted two of my personal letters to you on your channel. Assuming that this letter is likewise posted, that will be three. I am glad that you make highlight videos of me, but it is very unnecessary to divulge our private communications like this. I have had my lawyer contact…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 13 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2016)
After this impressive display by Nikola Jokic, I feel comfortable revealing my new nickname for him: “Magic Jokson”. I did a soft release of the nickname about a month ago; it is time for a full roll-out. For it to really work you have to pronounce the Jokson part like “Jock-sun”, not “Yoke-sun”. Other than…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 17 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2016)
Say what you will about Jahlil Okafor, that he can’t play defense, that he doesn’t want to play defense anyway, that his antics off the court are hurting the team, that he’s an inefficient chucker, that his distant cousin was the worst ROY ever, that the Sixers are better with him off the floor, that…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 35 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2016)
DownToBuck is revealed to be a liar once again. He is a carnival gamesman, peddling falsehoods and deceit as if they were candy and prizes. His word has as much value as a discarded banana peel; his tongue is cleft as a serpent’s. “So I am officially done making Vooch highlights until he scores forty….
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