The Pelicans’ commentary crew is not the greatest in the league. Not the worst, not even close, but not very exciting or noteworthy. However, they are docked a few points tonight for their outrageous gaffe tonight. When Norris Cole set a new career high in points on his last bucket of the night, they DIDN’T…
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Karl-Anthony Towns 26 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2016)
Karl-Anthony Towns is a beast. Andrew Wiggins is a beast. Zach LaVine is a beast. All three of those players are beasts, and yet the Timberwolves can’t win any games. That much beastitude should be, by itself, worth at least 40 wins, but they haven’t earned even close to that many. What’s the problem up…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 22 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/6/2016)
Jahlil Okafor is losing out in the hype arms-race to Kristaps Porzingis and Karl-Anthony Towns. Hell, he’s losing ground to frickin’ Nikola Jokic at this point. One of the most hyped prospects in recent times, and he’s getting out-hyped by a skinny dude from Serbia, a skinnier dude from Latvia, and a guy with too…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 26 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2016)
If you’re watching this video because you want to see Brook Lopez splash twenty-foot set-shots (frankly the only reason why I personally would ever want to watch a Blopez video), then you’re going to have to locate different video, because this video has only one jumpshot in it, and it’s a baby jumper from inside…
Read MoreIsh Smith 22 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2016)
Prepare for a mind-blowing insight into the DTB highlight making process: I rely on broadcasts showing closeup shots of the players running back after made shots in order to get my thumbnails. Either that or free throws. Ish Smith didn’t take any free throws in this game so I had to go with the first…
Read MorePaul Millsap 24 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2016)
“So let me get this straight. You want to improve the fan experience by getting me to dance around at halftime for five minutes?” Paul Millsap asked. “Yep,” replied Steve, the Hawks’ bespectacled marketing coordinator. “With dubstep.” “Don’t we have the dance team for that? The Hawks Hoes or whatever they’re called?” “They’re fine for…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 16 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2016)
It’s been a while since a Kings rookie performed to expectations. You’d have to go back to Cousins in 2010 or Tyreke in 2009 to find one that wasn’t disappointing right out of the gate. Jimmer Fredette, Thomas Robinson, Ben McLemore, and Nik Stauskas were all either straight-up bustaroonis or are still trying to figure…
Read MoreDarren Collison 25 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2016)
I’m going to admit, I got a little pissed while making this vid. Like, I have only a finite time to live my life before POOF it’s all gone, and I’m spending it making a Darren Collison highlight package that will only get, at best, 10 or so views. AT BEST. Realistically, I’m expecting a…
Read MoreEmmanuel Mudiay 22 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2016)
There are a lot of negative things to say about Emmanuel Mudiay. And in the spirit of positivity and respect for my fellow man, I’m not going to say any of them! In this description, I will only talk about the positive aspects of Mudiay. Why would I want to tear people down when I…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 27 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2016)
It’s time for “DTB’s Arbitrary and Misleading Stat of the Night”, this time brought to you by the boneheads who do the Charlotte Hornets broadcasts: There are only 2 players who, on the season, have recorded 80 or more three-pointers as well as 50 or more blocked shots. The names of those players? Kevin Durant…
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