February 2016 – Page 3

Ryan Anderson 31 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)

This is what happens when you start Ryan Anderson. He beasts. You can’t tell me that Omer Asik at C and Anthony Davis at PF is a better frontcourt than Davis at C and Ryno at PF. Ryno can’t really play any defense with his pasty, flabby arms and poor lateral quickness, so that’s why…

Doug McDermott 18 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)

The Bulls have officially determined that they don’t need Derrick Rose and Jimmy Butler. Officially. Those injured washed-up scrublords have been replaced in the rotation by players who are superior in both current play and potential future play: E’Twaun Moore and Doug McDermott. Chicago is still looking for a third star to put around these…

Alex Len 22 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)

Everyone’s all excited about how Stephen Curry tied the NBA record for most made threes in a game. Let them have their excitement, I say. There is no harm in people enjoying watching the greatest player currently in the game. But there is another record that I fear is going to go unnoticed amongst the…

Eric Gordon 31 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)

Remember when Eric Gordon was an exciting young player, the next high-scoring SG? Putting up 22 points per game with an awful but exciting Clippers team, alongside the star-studded tandem of Blake Griffin and Ryan Gomes? “The Three G’s” people used to call them. Those were fun times. I want to go back to those…

Zach LaVine 25 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)

Is anyone else getting Stephen Curry vibes from Zach LaVine? Before you crucify me, I just mean in terms of shot smoothness. The way Zach puts it up effortlessly from anywhere is Curry-esque, is what I am saying. That’s all. I’m not implying that he’s a future MVP candidate or anything, geez. Just calm down….

Dewayne Dedmon 12 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (2/26/2016)

This twelve-point performance is of much higher quality than the other twelve-point game that Dewayne Dedmon had this season. The other one had eight free throws in it. That would have been a video where 66% of the points depicted would come from the charity stripe. Such a percentage is totally unacceptable for highlight purposes…

Vince Carter 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/26/2016)

This is not good. The Grizzlies, lacking options at small forward and shooting guard, are piling the minutes onto Vince Carter. Do they even realize how old VC is? He’s 39. 39 years old. You don’t give twenty minutes to a guy that age, much less twenty minutes in five straight games. If VC is…

Aaron Gordon 17 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (2/26/2016)

It is important to note that, while Aaron Gordon did in fact have four dunks in this game, none of them were of the quality we have come to expect from him since he won (not lost) the dunk contest. However, he did hit a three, something that he did not do even one time…

Chandler Parsons 27 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2016)

“We need to talk about our last conversation,” Jeremy said. Chandler Parsons looked down at the phone in his hand, as if simply staring at it would cause Jeremy Lin to emerge from the screen. How badly Chandler wanted to see him again, but a mere phone call would have to suffice. Bringing the phone…

P.J. Hairston Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2016)

The Memphis Grizzlies have been one of the oldest teams in the NBA for a long time. Vince Carter’s presence on the roster certainly doesn’t help things, but they’ve long been built around two relatively old dudes, Marc Gasol and Zach Randolph. However, the trade deadline saw them make some minor moves which added dynamic…